Monday, April 25, 2011

A little bit of a rant....

So..... I just commented on a post on one of my friend's blogs


And when I went to click to post my comment I was confronted with my pet, pet, pet HATE- word verification. Now, I am a reasonable person and I understand that companies like Yahoo! and Google employ such techniques to differentiate the squishy flesh bags (humans) from the super kinetic evil cyborg sexbots that are no doubt trying to take over the world one blog comment at a time.....

But Gosh! it's just super annoying. And just because I am so super annoyed, why, here is an example....

















Now I don't know about you but as someone who is certifiably NOT an evil super inhuman cyborg, or a sex bot, I can't freakin' read half of these!! It's too warped for my squishy human eyes to see. And all my tiny mind can scream is 'BAD TYPOGRAPHY! BAD!!!' after my face has melted off from taking a hit of Charlie Sheen. Like OMFG! Really Google? Really??

So, Jess Matthews, I am here to tell you that I commented on your post to the detriment of my eyesight, sanity and just general all around health. I hope you appreciate it. But it was well worth it because the essay you spoke of really was written by a King of the Douche bags. The kind of douche bag that other aspiring douche bags take a knee to admire. That level of douche-dom.

Anywho.....

Yes. Word verification. Get another system of verification! Because that one fails in the most epic of proportions. And I think, Ladies and Gents, that that is all. Rant over.

FIN-

-Nadia





Thursday, April 14, 2011

I feel....Wicked.

Oh my golly gosh and oh, gee. I just saw Wicked for my very first time. And to quote Gidget,

"Honest to goodness, it was the absolute ultimate."

It was completely speldiferous and confoundifying. Absolutely wonderific and marvelistic. If you have not seen this show, then you HAVE to see this show. If you have seen this show, then you HAVE to see it twice. It has EVERYTHING! Laughs, tears, wit, sass. All the things that make life grand.


And you have to see this particular cast because Jemma Rix who plays Elphaba, is phenomenal and Lucy Durack who plays Galinda, the good witch, is just hilarious. Her voice, her mannerisms, her little quirks and kicks will have you in stitches. I am just enamored by both of them. The whole cast are just amazing!!

So yes, I will stop babbling now. Just [insert exasperated gasp], go watch it. It will be like the first time you saw a Disney Cartoon, basically, your face will melt off. *



*Disclaimer: Nadia is not responsible in any way for the melting off of faces while watching Wicked or Disney related visual media. If your face does melt off for any reason, please stop viewing said media*, and seek medical attention immediately.



*Disclaimer for the disclaimer: By "immediately", we of course mean after the performance.




Wednesday, April 13, 2011

Blog re-discoveries call for shameless self promotion

Feels a little strange to re-open my blog and not post to celebrate the occasion. Kind of like being used for sex and not taken out for dinner before hand....not that I know what that's like.

So here goes, shameless self promotion.

You can FB me [here]

Form spring me [here]

Vouyeristically stalk my lame DA account [here]

Be a pal and vote for me [here]

Or comment to unleash a can of whoop ass and possibly have a sexy conversation, during which I will only charge you mates rates on a count of I'm such a nice person. Do it. You know you want to.

Love,
Nadia.